Cat Quotes

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." ~ Anonymous

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." ~ Mary Bly

"If a dog jumps into your lap it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing it is because your lap is warmer." ~ A. N. Whitehead

"Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other." ~ Stephen Baker

"The smallest feline is a masterpiece." ~ Leonardo da Vinci

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." ~ Anonymous

"The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an axe murderer." ~ Paula Poundstone

"Most cats, when they are out want to be in, and visa versa, and often simultaneously." ~ Louis J. Camuti

"If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat." ~ Mark Twain

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." ~ Ellen Perry Berkeley

"Essentially, you do not so much teach your cat as bribe him." ~ Lynn Hollyn

"Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience." ~ Pam Brown

"Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man." ~ Paul Gray

"A cat can maintain a position of curled up somnolence on your knee until you are nearly upright. To the last minute she hopes your conscience will get the better of you and you will settle down again." ~ Pam Brown

"Cats like doors left open--in case they change their minds." ~ Rosemary Nisbet